hey, does anyone on here have a wordpress account? i’m just getting into it and i need some blogs to follow haha :’) 

my new life

I’m thinking that maybe, in the coming months, this might come in handy. Because from time to time, I need a place to rant – and if ever there was a time when I’m likely going to need to rant or complain or something, it’s from Monday onwards.

Maybe I…

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So this guy’s anesthesia for his surgery was pretty strong, and afterwards he didn’t remember his wife. His reaction is so sweet I have new cavities. 

Oh my god


so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”

and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”

and he says “i just dont understand modern art”


Bart Baker’s Parody of “Blurred Lines”

mother of god


Robin Thicke is on his way to becoming the holder of the slot for #1 most popular song of all time. He is only 4 weeks from overtaking artists such as Elton John, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carrey, and he’s already beaten Elvis fucking Presley. 

Please stop listening to Blurred Lines. Stop watching the video. Stop buying the single. Just stop. For all that is good and holy in this world, do not do this to the history of music.


Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.



you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

  • American overhearing somebody British: oh my GOD you have a british accent pls say something british that's so cool be my friend!!!
  • Brit overhearing somebody American: oh for fuck's sake it's an american


those witty, sarcastic characters who hide their tragic backstories behind a perfect smirk (◕‿◕✿)



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